Cook the meat: Heat a pan over medium heat, and cook the pork with the 2 minced garlic cloves until slightly browned and no longer pink. Deglaze the pan with 2 tbsp rice wine or white wine.
Flavor the peanuts: Mix the peanuts with a ¼ tsp oil and ½ tsp paprika to coat the peanuts.
Mix the sauce: Mix the peanut butter and 1 tbsp water to thin out the texture. Mix in the remaining 1 ½ tbsp water. Then mix in the rest of the sauce ingredients. The sauce will be thin.
Cook the noodles and vegetables: Bring a large pot of water to boil (see note 3).
Meanwhile, peel the carrots and shave them lengthwise into ribbons with a peeler. Wash the spinach, then chop it or leave in larger pieces, as desired.
Once the water is boiling, cook the noodles and vegetables in the same pot: Cook the noodles for the time indicated on the package, and add the carrot ribbons for the last 60 seconds and the spinach for the last 15 seconds of cooking. Swirl the noodles around occasionally to reduce sticking.
Drain the noodles and vegetables, rinse, and mix in a couple tablespoons of sauce to help avoid sticky noodles.
Serve: Arrange the noodles and greens on a plate, and top with the meat, peanuts, scallions, and cilantro. Drizzle sauce over everything.